joke
what makes me laugh? perhaps uncommon incident
gauri does not like to lie
stranger meeting gauri asked for direction to house of gauri
gauri, "i don't know." a moment later he realised that he lied for whatever reason. he called out, "Listen, i know but won't tell."
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this joke below took sometime for me to understand:
i had to imagine certain common knowledge about pigeon. it makes continuous noise. :bokom ... bokom" a domesticated dancing white variety is Shen that has extra feathers on head and legs. common household pigeon in Bengal.
Ritadi's uncle asked Tapanda, "do you like pigeon Tapan?"
"Yes Sen Pigeon" ... Ritadi's maiden name is Sen.
this joke was enjoyed immensely by Ritadi herself and she recounted this when i asked her to talk about her late husband Tapanda.
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this is my private joke.
s' daughter got married at chicago. it is same sex marriage and inter-religious too. (s)he got married to (s)he from persian-muslim parents. they already had granddaughter of non-human variety, cat, called chicken. marriage was conducted simultaneously with two or more priests - one hindu one muslim. after marriage what sex is she ~ he or she? even explained i would not understand. sex is tralfamadorian subject now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tralfamadore
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I have a daughter, teaches.
SLIM
TALL
36"
24"
36"
When she walks into class, students say,
"Statistics!"
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two sardar playing chess
it is not joke:
when i was in bstat ist year; our chess champion at hostel was g s grewal
gauri does not like to lie
stranger meeting gauri asked for direction to house of gauri
gauri, "i don't know." a moment later he realised that he lied for whatever reason. he called out, "Listen, i know but won't tell."
.................
this joke below took sometime for me to understand:
i had to imagine certain common knowledge about pigeon. it makes continuous noise. :bokom ... bokom" a domesticated dancing white variety is Shen that has extra feathers on head and legs. common household pigeon in Bengal.
Ritadi's uncle asked Tapanda, "do you like pigeon Tapan?"
"Yes Sen Pigeon" ... Ritadi's maiden name is Sen.
this joke was enjoyed immensely by Ritadi herself and she recounted this when i asked her to talk about her late husband Tapanda.
....................
this is my private joke.
s' daughter got married at chicago. it is same sex marriage and inter-religious too. (s)he got married to (s)he from persian-muslim parents. they already had granddaughter of non-human variety, cat, called chicken. marriage was conducted simultaneously with two or more priests - one hindu one muslim. after marriage what sex is she ~ he or she? even explained i would not understand. sex is tralfamadorian subject now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tralfamadore
.............
I have a daughter, teaches.
SLIM
TALL
36"
24"
36"
When she walks into class, students say,
"Statistics!"
.............
two sardar playing chess
it is not joke:
when i was in bstat ist year; our chess champion at hostel was g s grewal
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