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middle of a desert nowhere to nowhere a lonely arab is waiting to sight any movement
one jeep was moving like a black dot in the horizon
when it came near enough the arab waved it to stop and came over
"could you help me cross the distance to the next town?"
"oh yes, hop in."
"but sir, if you are so kind enough, could you help me bring along that dead camel with me?"
"ok, no problem, push the camel in the back of the jeep."
"you are so kind. let heaven shine on you. Could you kindly help me with the camel?"
together they somehow got the dead camel tucked in the back of the jeep.
next town came at last
after 100 miles.
"you are the kindest englishman on this earth ever
i shall remain ever a slave of yours
if you kindly helped me reach my flat at masjid math lane?"
the arab guided the english at the front of the building where in second floor he had his flat.
"dear sir. you have done me a favor that all my ancestor would be proud to hear
I beg you to help me carry this dead camel to my flat
it is only two flights above."
the englishman was overcome with curiosity
he did help the arab carry the carcass to the flat
climbing the flight of stairs.
"this way sir, this way sir, the body should be in the bedroom attached bathroom bathtub....
" my all ancestor is proud and indebted to you for your help sir
kindly allow me to invite you to a cool chilled beer
before you hit the road again
to your long journey of your destiny
this way sir,
please relax in the sofa
and let me fetch you the drink."
With the beer in hand,
the englishman was overcome with curiosity to hear the story.
"dear sir,
I live with my elder brother for last 25 years in this flat.
it was lonely living with only two of us
days after days i have tried to talk with with him in the evenings after the days end.
every time i tell him the most exciting event that has happened to me that day,
i get his reply, 'i know that'.
I cannot take it anymore.
my brother is a banker and is all knowing.
this evening after the days end when my brother comes home tired
and goes for relaxing and refreshing deep in his bathtub,
he would find the dead camel in it.
i shall be sitting in this sofa with a cool chilled beer in hand.
he would come running and exciting and shocked beyond his belief -
'do you know that there is dead camel in my bathtub?'
he would ask
I shall be saying unmoved then ~
'I know that.'"
one jeep was moving like a black dot in the horizon
when it came near enough the arab waved it to stop and came over
"could you help me cross the distance to the next town?"
"oh yes, hop in."
"but sir, if you are so kind enough, could you help me bring along that dead camel with me?"
"ok, no problem, push the camel in the back of the jeep."
"you are so kind. let heaven shine on you. Could you kindly help me with the camel?"
together they somehow got the dead camel tucked in the back of the jeep.
next town came at last
after 100 miles.
"you are the kindest englishman on this earth ever
i shall remain ever a slave of yours
if you kindly helped me reach my flat at masjid math lane?"
the arab guided the english at the front of the building where in second floor he had his flat.
"dear sir. you have done me a favor that all my ancestor would be proud to hear
I beg you to help me carry this dead camel to my flat
it is only two flights above."
the englishman was overcome with curiosity
he did help the arab carry the carcass to the flat
climbing the flight of stairs.
"this way sir, this way sir, the body should be in the bedroom attached bathroom bathtub....
" my all ancestor is proud and indebted to you for your help sir
kindly allow me to invite you to a cool chilled beer
before you hit the road again
to your long journey of your destiny
this way sir,
please relax in the sofa
and let me fetch you the drink."
With the beer in hand,
the englishman was overcome with curiosity to hear the story.
"dear sir,
I live with my elder brother for last 25 years in this flat.
it was lonely living with only two of us
days after days i have tried to talk with with him in the evenings after the days end.
every time i tell him the most exciting event that has happened to me that day,
i get his reply, 'i know that'.
I cannot take it anymore.
my brother is a banker and is all knowing.
this evening after the days end when my brother comes home tired
and goes for relaxing and refreshing deep in his bathtub,
he would find the dead camel in it.
i shall be sitting in this sofa with a cool chilled beer in hand.
he would come running and exciting and shocked beyond his belief -
'do you know that there is dead camel in my bathtub?'
he would ask
I shall be saying unmoved then ~
'I know that.'"
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